Monday, 19 August 2013

UK News Poem (week 33): Rocks, nails and balls

UK News Poem (week 33): Rocks, nails and balls

A Spanish speaking country is confronting the Brits,
to return what it claims are its Rock(s), stones and bits,
Be it Spain, Argentina, they always pick the fight,
when problems at home gets too much media light,

Here, the Premier League’s started, kicking balls through the mud,
whilst in Oz, Abbott kicks the Lab-balls of(f) K. Rudd,
And Egypt’s ablaze, heck, they’re shooting there now,
as the spring that’s called Arab, calls curtain and bows,

And in Moscow, Bolt showed Gatlin nothing but(t) tail,
on a straight course, of course, with not one painted nail

Sunday, 11 August 2013

News Poem (week 32): Ole Countries

News Poem (week 32): Ole countries

There is a place way south, ole Bongo-Bongo land,
where people walk round naked wearing nothing but Ray Ban,
where micro-credit schemes, are nothing but all scams,
designed solely to finance Bongo-Bongo’s space programmes

Prioritizing right, ole US did again,
In ole Blighty, the almighty Premier League will soon kick balls,
some suggest we do the same to certain tweeting twits and trolls

Sunday, 4 August 2013

News poem (Week 31): Transits

News poem (Week 31): Transits

Snowden’s out of transit, Russia sent its love,
Manning’s off to prison. The White HouseLeaks: one-one.

Like Manning, Berlusconi, is in transit to the clink,
But Silv’ll get out, surely. Via a PM’s card? (blink-blink)

In Zimbabwe, R Mugabe, will transit power. Not!
Like Sir Fergie rules United, there’ll be nowt of that. Mein Gott!

And Real just got their transit, their 100 million man,
Hear their rivals plan to greet him with a “Go Home” Transit van