Sunday, 4 August 2013

News poem (Week 31): Transits

News poem (Week 31): Transits

Snowden’s out of transit, Russia sent its love,
Manning’s off to prison. The White HouseLeaks: one-one.

Like Manning, Berlusconi, is in transit to the clink,
But Silv’ll get out, surely. Via a PM’s card? (blink-blink)

In Zimbabwe, R Mugabe, will transit power. Not!
Like Sir Fergie rules United, there’ll be nowt of that. Mein Gott!

And Real just got their transit, their 100 million man,
Hear their rivals plan to greet him with a “Go Home” Transit van